Quotes .05

"This guy found a bottle on the ocean, and he opened it and out popped a genie, and he gave him three wishes. The guy wished for a million dollars, and poof! there was a million dollars. Then he wished for a convertible, and poof! there was a convertible. And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all women... poof! he turned into a box of chocolates."  

"Life without chocolate is like a beach without water." 

"In the beginning, the Lord created chocolate, and he saw that it was good. Then he separated the light from the dark, and it was better." 

"Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can." 

"Forget love-- I'd rather fall in chocolate!!!"