- Dr. John Watson: Holmes, wake up.
- Sherlock Holmes: Brace yourself, we're about to be violated.
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- Dr. John Watson: Tell me, when was the last time you had a hedgehog goulash?
- Sherlock Holmes: Well, I just told you Watson I can't remember.
- Dr. John Watson: Well, maybe you've repressed it.
- Sherlock Holmes: Ah, that's where you're wrong. You see, unlike you, I repress nothing.
- Dr. John Watson: Ah yes, and that's perfectly normal.
- Sherlock Holmes: How dare you be rude to this woman who has invited us into her tent, offered us her hedgehog?
- Irene Adler: Says the man who throws women from trains.
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- Dr. John Watson: Holmes, how many times are you going to kill my dog?
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- Dr. John Watson: Holmes, how did you know I'd find you?
- Sherlock Holmes: You didn't find me, you collapsed a building on me!
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- Sherlock Holmes: Lie down with me, Watson.
- Dr. John Watson: Why?
- Sherlock Holmes: I insist.
- Dr. John Watson: What are we doing down here?
- Sherlock Holmes: We are waiting. I am smoking. [automatic gunfire tears through the train compartment] Patiently waiting!
- Dr. John Watson: For what?!
- Sherlock Holmes: Your window of opportunity. Make it count!
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- Inspector Lestrade: In another life, Mr. Holmes, you would have made a excellent criminal.
Sherlock Holmes: Yes, and you an excellent policeman. - -
- Irene Adler: Why are you always so suspicious?
Sherlock Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? - -
- Sherlock Holmes: You have the grand gift of silence, Watson; it makes you quite invaluable as a companion.
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- Sherlock Holmes: It's a matter of professional integrity! No girl wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a man's dead or not!
This Is Me
Friday, February 17, 2012
Quotes .06
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Poetry
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